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Everyone from Alejandro Jodorowsky to Ridley Scott tried in vain to get this movie made, but it was David Lynch that was saddled with directing it in the end. Even he knew how bad it turned out as he not only distanced himself from the film when it flopped spectacularly after release, but he even insisted that his name was taken out of the credits and replaced with a pseudonym.
I could go on and on, but suffice to say that even Roger Ebert considered it to be the worst movie of the year. Considering how great the books are, it is a crying shame that the film squandered all of it in such a inept manner.
The movie has a reputation for being bad, but I actually think that a lot of it is just herd mentality. It's not the best movie based on a book, but it really is not as unwatchable as everyone seems to want to make it out to be. What I really think was the downfall of the movie is just how much inner monologue the book has. The movie attempts to replicate this with the characters standing still while the inner monologue is narrated, which has a very awkward feel to it. Having the characters just explain everything instead through spoken dialog also doesn't quite work. The issue seems to be that the movie was made for people who have already read the book, which confused those who didn't and resulted in a lot of negative reviews. You know a movie is in trouble when they have to give out two pages of terminology with the ticket just so that you can understand what is going on. Just imagine how confusing Game of Thrones would have been if instead of an eight season television show it was cut down into a three hour movie. This is exactly what happened with Dune and which is why I think the director actually didn't fare too bad considering what was expected of him.
- Carrie - They keep remaking this movie and it keeps sucking.
- Eragon - The book wasn't that great to begin with, but the movie just plain sucks.
- Diary of a Wimpy Kid - The first one was bad, but they still persisted with a sequel before giving up on the rest of the books.
- Twilight - Vampires suck. The books suck even more. The movies suck the most.
- 50 Shades of Gray - There was just no way that the movie was going to be faithful to the book without using straight up porn stars.
In the end, the only thing that Nikolaj Arcel managed to accomplish was turning a series of multi-layered novels into a generic action movie. Honestly, if you are going to change so many things from the source material, why even bother calling it "The Dark Tower" in the first place.