Almuric
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I examined the dagger with much interest. A more murderous weapon I have never seen. The blade was perhaps nineteen inches in length, double-edged, and sharp as a razor. It was broad at the haft, tapering to a diamond point. The guard and pommel were of silver, the hilt covered with a substance somewhat like shagreen. The blade was indisputably steel, but of a quality I had never before encountered. The whole was a triumph of the weapon-maker's art, and seemed to indicate a high order of culture.
From my admiration of my newly acquired weapon, I turned again to my victim, who was beginning to show signs of returning consciousness. Instinct caused me to sweep the grasslands, and in the distance, to the south, I saw a group of figures moving toward me. They were surely men, and armed men. I caught the flash of the sunlig
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Esau Cairn, our hero with mightiest thews on Earth… [What are thews anyway? Seen the word many times but never heard it used in conversation. Turns out it's from AngloSaxon þeaw = habit or custom. Walter Scott, for reasons of his own, re-defined it as physical condition, and Edgar Rice Burroughs used it as a synonym for muscles.]
Written in first person, Esau assures us he has the mightiest thews on Earth, as well as rippling sinews. What he doesn't admit to is that he's a musclebound clod.
Sent to a weird planet by The Perfesser using unspecified means, he arrives naked, since only the body can thus travel. Luckily his tooth fillings are retained, and as a bonus he learns the local tongue en route.
As soon as he hits the sod he's attacked by a gorilla-man whom he manages to defeat by superior knowledge of fisticuffs. He dons his foe's loincloth (eeww!) and takes his stabber, a blade forged by dwarves of ancient times. And what do you think he does next? Does he cut himself a sturdy shaft to fend off the sabertooths, make a javelin so he can hunt deer, construct a fire drill to obtain warmth and cook food, assemble a lean-to for shelter?
None of these, I'm sorry to point out He doesn't so much as cut some grass for bedding. Instead he simply shivers all night on a ledge where hyenas have chased him. The tale continues in this vein for a fair number of pages, concluding in a happy ending for our often-wounded, often-captured but always fortunate hero. Oh—and he gets the gorilla-girl.
Don't miss the man-eating flying monkeys.
Enjoyable read.
Nevertheless, I love this book. It is a rich, invigorating read jam-packed with larger-than-life heroes and roaring good times. The fight scenes are visceral and energetic. The good guys are simple and solid -- the bad guys are demonic, whimsical and sadistic.
The plot is very straight forward. My favorite part is where hero Esau Cain is inducted into the Gura tribe by means of a huge, 500-man shouting match that lasts 12 hours.
Highly recommended. Buy this book if you get the chance because it is hard to find.
Good for 15 year old's and a fun read for any pulp fan.